How Far Does a Sneezing Does Travel?
How far does a sneeze travel? I’ve never actually taken one. Maybe I’ll go check my parents’ home address in the distant future, if they have any. I’m not really sure where my family lives, but this town is so small that it feels like everyone I know has moved away already.
But a silly question to ask, I know. There’s nothing quite as difficult as wondering, “How far does a sneeze travel?”
A year or two ago, a friend of mine gave me a book about finding love with an unbelievable story about a man who was absolutely right for the first girl he met and yet somehow ended up with the wrong girl for the next four years. It’s something about Chinese women that I think we should know about. I’ll save you some time:
Anyway, the author starts out the book with a few lines about having bad breath, a digestive problem that might cause him to be depressed, and then he goes on to say that he probably won’t ever find love, but I’m sure that someday he will. I know that I don’t really need to get into that.
Next, the author tells the story of his first encounter with an Asian woman. He asked her out, and the rest of the book is about his struggles to make this girl realize that he was nothing like the other guys she was seeing.
From there, he went on to date some pretty girl, all of whom told him that he was very handsome and knew how to attract girls. It’s a testament to how good he is that his success on the girl’s front wasn’t even near enough to put her off the idea of dating someone like him. There are other plotlines in the book, but they come up again so it doesn’t really matter what happens to the main character. Anyways, the Asian girl ends up getting married, and he ends up going on to find a new wife.
That’s pretty much the plot of the whole book. But one thing about the plot is that it reminds me of one of those commercials that promising people that they can stop smoking in a day, for a thousand dollars.
But it only takes a week, and they still need money. It’s like I said before, it’s impossible to really know how far does a sneeze travel when a book about love and relationship offers you a plot about how to stop smoking in a day.
That said, how far does a sneeze travel depends on how they’re flying across your nose. If they’re hitting the upper echelon of your sinuses, you’ll probably feel them from a mile away. So that’s when I’m most likely to read the book again.
So that’s all I got on how far does a sneeze travel. I hope you’ve enjoyed this article.